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                        Mt. Holz Science Fiction Society
                    Club Notice - 09/15/00 -- Vol. 19, No. 11

       Chair/Librarian: Mark Leeper, 732-817-5619, mleeper@lucent.com
       Factotum: Evelyn Leeper, 732-332-6218, eleeper@lucent.com
       Distinguished Heinlein Apologist: Rob Mitchell, robmitchell@lucent.com
       HO Chair Emeritus: John Jetzt, jetzt@lucent.com
       HO Librarian Emeritus: Nick Sauer, njs@lucent.com
       Back issues at http://www.geocities.com/evelynleeper
       All material copyright by author unless otherwise noted.

       The Science Fiction Association of Bergen County meets on the
       second Saturday of every month in Upper Saddle River; call
       201-447-3652 for details.  The Denver Area Science Fiction
       Association meets 7:30 PM on the third Saturday of every month at
       Southwest State Bank, 1380 S. Federal Blvd.

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       1. I took part in an interesting discussion recently.  I thought it
       might  make  a  good  thought  piece  here.  My father is a polymer
       chemist.  But he has always had an interest in words and  language.
       At  the  dinner  table he would proudly bring and drop some obscure
       word that nobody else had ever heard of.  "Does  anyone  know  what
       'panegyric'  means?"   He would do it with much the same pride as a
       cat dropping on the front porch a dead mouse she knew  nobody  else
       could  catch.   My  father,  though  a chemist, was fascinated with
       words and gave them precisely the enthusiasm that people  who  work
       in words--scholars and authors--do not give to polymer chemistry.

       Not that I always agree with him on the subject.  He recently  sent
       me a piece of mail.

       ----

       Subject: "Worst Grammatical Error."

       "I'll try AND complete this by Tuesday" or "I'll try  AND  convince
       him ----," etc." instead of "I'll try TO ----."

       This ranks with me as the  most  egregious  error  in  the  English
       language  not  only because of its incorrectness, but because it is
       so wide spread in its flagrant use, even by people of education, by
       people who use English professionally, editorially, etc.  Can I get
       your comments?

       Dad

       ----

       To this I responded:

       Subject: Re: Worst Grammatical Error

       I am not sure what brought this on, but  it  is  part  of  a  long-
       standing  disagreement  we  have.   I  would  say  this is a proto-
       idiomatic usage.  At least on a pretentious day I would  say  that.
       Language  is  determined  by  how people agree to speak and what is
       understood.  Idioms are frequently added to  the  language.   Would
       you call a moratorium on the invention of idioms?

       Much worse to my mind are the usages that are factually  wrong.   I
       dislike the ones in which you say something that taken literally is
       the opposite of what you mean.  If we could get those  out  of  our
       language I could care less if people said "try and".

       Mark

       ----

       Subject: Re: Worst Grammatical Error

       When does a grammatical error become proto-idiomatic?  Where do you
       draw  the  line  of  now-acceptability?  Is there such a thing as a
       grammatical error?  Who decides when a  grammatical  error  crosses
       the  proto-idiomatic  line?   Like  "the criteria is" and "the data
       is".  Why bother to teach correct use of the English language?

       Dad

       ----

       Subject: Re: Worst Grammatical Error

       You ask, "When does a  grammatical  error  become  proto-idiomatic?
       Where do you draw the line of now-acceptability?"  There is nothing
       more democratic than language.  When did  pony-tails  and  earrings
       become  acceptable  for  men?   Some places they have not yet, some
       places they have been acceptable all along.  By  the  standards  of
       Shakespeare's  day you make a lot of grammatical errors.  In school
       you learn the rules of grammar because  children  need  rules,  but
       when  you  approach  it on an adult level suddenly it not longer is
       rules.  It goes from being the "grammar" of the English language to
       being  a  "style."   Strunk and White's book on usage, probably the
       most popular, is called THE ELEMENTS OF STYLE not THE  ELEMENTS  OF
       GRAMMAR.   The  New  York Times gives its writers a "style book" to
       explain how they make plurals, possessives, etc.  In school you are
       taught  not hard and fast rules about our language but a style that
       works.  It is sort of a common ground neutral style that will  work
       in  the black community, in the English-speaking Yiddish community,
       in the English-speaking Serbian community, etc.  But each of  these
       communities  has  its own grammar apart from the utilitarian common
       grammar.  No?

       You ask, "Is there such a thing as a grammatical  error?"   Not  in
       the  same  sense  that  there  is  a mathematical error.   There is
       varying from the common style.

       Who decides when a grammatical error  crosses  the  proto-idiomatic
       line?   The  same group of people who decide whether you can wear a
       blue shirt with brown pants or white shoes after Labor Day.  It  is
       a committee we call "common consent."

       Why bother to teach correct use of the  English  language?   Purely
       because   if   people   stray  too  far  from  common  usage,  then
       communication breaks down.  The "rules" that don't  really  enhance
       communication  eventually  fall  to derision. I don't think anybody
       ever  misunderstood  a  sentence  because  the  speaker  chose   to
       carelessly  split  an  infinitive  or  use  a  preposition to end a
       sentence with.

       Mark  [-mrl]

                                          Mark Leeper
                                          HO 1K-644 732-817-5619
                                          mleeper@lucent.com

           Conscience: The inner voice which warns us that someone may 	   be looking.
                                          -- H. L. Mencken


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